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Thursday, September 22, 2005 

North Korea Ready to "Counter Attack" US (Due to Our Secret Plans to Attack Them?)

Not only is North Korea accusing the US of using the current round of talks as a preamble to a pre-planned attack, but now it says that they are "is fully ready to decisively control a pre-emptive nuclear attack with a strong retaliatory blow,"

Three days ago, a landmark achievement was reached with the help of the Chinese. “Since then, however, the North's rhetoric has underscored its unpredictability and cast doubt on its commitment to the accord hammered out with China, Japan, Russia, South Korea and the United States after four rounds of contentious negotiations stretching over two years.” (AP)

So, either we give them a light water reactor (which wasn’t part of the signed agreement), admit to our planned attack (which didn’t exist), and remove the nukes from the Korean peninsula (which were never there), or North Korea will counter attack us “decisively”.

Oh, and Kim-Jong-Il also can swim faster than any man on the planet, plays the guitar better than even Eric Clapton, has the stamina of a young horse, and has an advanced brain that helped him figure out the theory of relativity and how it simply proves he is a superior being.

Tick-tock, Tick-tock…. The time bomb is ticking.

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