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Thursday, September 22, 2005 

Now You Too Can Read the Bible In 2 Hours or Less!

LONDON (AFP) - Business folk are used to reading executive summaries of important documents, and now would-be Christians are to have the same privilege, in the form of a chopped-down Bible that can be read in under two hours.

I still remember when Microwaves, Cell Phones, “24 hour News”, and the “Internet” didn’t exist. At what point does “quicker, faster, more convenient” start to mean “meaningless, less sincere, lower quality”?

Call me crazy, but the Bible just seems like something that shouldn’t be “streamlined.”