North Korea (Once Again) Vows to Crush the West (Yes, Again)
It is official, they are all certifiably Looney.
"We should fully embody the party's Songun (army-first) politics ... under any circumstances and conditions [i.e. starvation and economic collapse?], and direct primary efforts to the strengthening" of the Korean People's Army, Kim Yong Nam told the crowd, according to the North's official Korean Central News Agency.
The event was followed by a staging of a spectacle including 100,000 performers in synchronized gymnastics.
In none of the celebrations, however, did the communist state make a mention of its long-running nuclear standoff with the outside world. (Of course not, “Dear Leader” is being oppressed by the evil westerners)
Queue up the “Benny Hill” music, just with nuclear warheads this time. Does anyone still wonder why the US and Europe are trying to keep other nations… like say, Iran, from getting nuclear weapons technology?