How to play the Environmentalist game.

First, queue up "the sky is falling" screaming idiots:
A record loss of sea ice in the Arctic this summer has convinced scientists that the northern hemisphere may have crossed a critical threshold beyond which the climate may never recover. Scientists fear that the Arctic has now entered an irreversible phase of warming which will accelerate the loss of the polar sea ice that has helped to keep the climate stable for thousands of years. (The Independent Online)

Then, bring in the serenity of "see, we are making it better" globalists:
The hole in the ozone layer this year will probably be slightly smaller than the all-time largest of 2003, in line with the general trend of a gradual healing of the ozone layer's depletion, a U.N. agency said Friday. (Breitbart.com)

Now we get the impression of how "dire" things are, but thank God for the U.N. and their global role in saving the planet. They've fixed the ozone, let us all pray they can fix the ice caps too. Now quick, everyone donate some money to the Sierra Club and Green Peace.

It's amazing we're still alive and the planet hasn't blown up yet.